Thursday, November 04, 2004

 

What's Your Favorite Election Conspiracy Theory?

I'm torn between two:

1) Electronic voting machines were programmed to switch Kerry votes to Bush votes

or

2) Karl Rove orchestrated the timing of the release of the latest Grand Theft Auto game to keep the 18-24 year olds from wanting to leave their XBoxes to go vote.

I'm leaning toward the latter. It's diabolical, unethical, and unprovable. To quote a visitor to our blog, "it has Karl Rove's name all over it", which is proof enough that it must be true...

Bill

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