Friday, October 14, 2005


Gore: U.S. engaged in Smurf genocide

Former Vice-President Al Gore says he has conclusive proof that the United States has been indiscriminately bombing Smurf villages. "As you can see from the videotape, there is no doubt that U.S. military aircraft have been engaged in a campaign to whip out the entire Smurf people. My office is currently trying to contact the Smurf ambassador at the United Nations to see if there is anything that I can do to help stop the slaughter."

Gore also thanked the brave film crew from Belgium who captured the atrocity on tape. He added, "If I had been elected president there would have been no dead Smurfs."

The Smurf ambassador could not be reached for comment.


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