Friday, November 11, 2005

 

Council Convenes to Discuss Abuse

VIPs address a disturbing trend.

See here fore details on this important issue, an exerpt follows:

In an emergency session Tuesday, members of the Supreme Metal Council strongly condemned the increasing use of the metal hand sign in lay society, claiming that its meaning has become perverted by overuse.

"The metal sign, or 'sign of the goat,' has all but lost its impact as a token of respectful recognition for something truly 'rocking' or 'metal,'" SMC president Terence "Geezer" Butler said. According to Butler, members are upset that their sacred gesture is being used to acknowledge and celebrate "favorable but clearly non-metal events."

"This man here, who invokes the sign merely to indicate his joy that his microwave popcorn is done: He is not metal," Sixx (Nikki Sixx, Overlord Of Glam Metal Affairs) said. "We have it on good authority that he prefers the music of Tim McGraw and that the magic word of 'Zoso' has never passed his lips."

"I remember a time not long ago when the Devil Horns were reserved for only the most righteous of person, deed, or riff," Grand Elder Lemmy Kilmister said. "To see someone throwing the horns to his mate at the launderette because the clothes dryer came to a full stop just as he finished reading his copy of Circus... It breaks my heart."

Should the abuse continue, Butler said the council "will defer the matter to Satan."

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