Friday, March 03, 2006

 

Pessimistic Media

Satire from Armed and Dangerous:
WASHINGTON — Media analysts sounded an increasingly gloomy note today following news that a full-scale outbreak of civil war in Iraq had been averted. “The prospects for regime change in Washington seem increasingly remote,” said one senior White House reporter who spoke on condition of anonymity.

“We gave the insurgent Democrats millions of dollars worth of air time, fake-but-accurate reporting, and the deadliest editorials we could write,” he continued, “but their popular support in-country just wasn’t what we expected.”
Funny stuff. Read it all.

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