Friday, March 03, 2006
Pessimistic Media
Satire from Armed and Dangerous:
WASHINGTON — Media analysts sounded an increasingly gloomy note today following news that a full-scale outbreak of civil war in Iraq had been averted. “The prospects for regime change in Washington seem increasingly remote,” said one senior White House reporter who spoke on condition of anonymity.Funny stuff. Read it all.
“We gave the insurgent Democrats millions of dollars worth of air time, fake-but-accurate reporting, and the deadliest editorials we could write,” he continued, “but their popular support in-country just wasn’t what we expected.”
