Monday, August 28, 2006


If you want to be happy for the rest of your life..

don't make a _____ your wife.

A) Pretty woman,
B) Axe murderer,
C) Career Woman.

Of course, he should have written this article anonymously. And he should have avoided using facts. Nothing pisses off a feminist more than facts.

In spite of those dangerous statistics, my husband and I are about to celebrate our 18th wedding anniversary. You'll see us snuggling at a mountain-winery concert this month, enjoying the occasion. I don't think I'm all that unusual--so it seemed like a good time to test Michael's grim assertions. [Emphasis added.]

Because anecdotal evidence from her life trumps facts.

The experts cited in his story think that professional women are more likely to get divorced, to cheat and to be grumpy about either having kids or not having them. But rather than rush to blame the woman, let's not overlook the other key variable: What is the guy doing? [Emphasis added.]

Of course (Slapping forehead) it's the man's fault. Actually, it is. He didn't have to marry a woman with a defective maternal instinct.


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