Saturday, December 22, 2007


You Might Be a Fredhead If...

Completely stolen from IMAO: blame America last.r kinda like it when terrorists are made uncomfortable. think that today's serious foreign policy issues will take more than hillbilly charm and naiveté to handle. suspect the Iran might actually be up to something. prefer movies where American troops are the good guys. think a Senate majority leader who constantly tells us how things are doomed while a war is still ongoing needs a good bitch-slapping. think it's great if a murderer finds God, but that doesn't mean he should be let out of prison. think America's sovereignty is kinda important. think anyone who talks about how the rich aren't "paying their fair share" is a whiny little Communist.

..."great hair" is low on your list of presidential requirements. think someone didn't draw those border lines on a map just for fun. you crazy, but you'd prefer a presidential candidate who actually shares your conservative views. think it's time someone did something about the hippies.'d like Osama bin Laden's next video to be him pleading, "Someone please help me!" before he's pummeled on screen by the U.S. president.

Well, that's what I came up with so far. If you have some other ways people could tell they might be a Fredhead, put them in the comments.

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